“So, Shooter! First day of second grade tomorrow! Excited?”
“Not really, Daddy.”
“Aw, you’ll like it.”
“Daddy?”
“Son?”
“How fast is Momma allowed to drive?”
“Fast as she needs, I guess.”
“That’s what Momma shoulda told the police lady this afternoon.”
“What?”
“She asked Momma did she know how fast she was going.”
“What’d Momma say?”
“Momma said about thirty.”
“And?”
“Police lady said no, ma’am, about fifty-two in a forty.”
“So Momma got a ticket?”
“Nah, Momma showed the police lady her credit card, made it okay, and the police lady just told Momma to slow down.”
“I see.”
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FF:10; WC:100
Hey, this gave me a smile! Thanks!
Ah that’s good. Made my afternoon. Still zorked and brick-walled on a WP post not coming together. Thanks for taking time to rattle my cage. Appreciate it.
😂😂