Leadfoot – November 4, 2020

“So, Shooter! First day of second grade tomorrow!  Excited?”

“Not really, Daddy.”

“Aw, you’ll like it.”

“Daddy?”

“Son?”

“How fast is Momma allowed to drive?”

“Fast as she needs, I guess.”

“That’s what Momma shoulda told the police lady this afternoon.”

“What?”

“She asked Momma did she know how fast she was going.”

“What’d Momma say?”

“Momma said about thirty.”

“And?”

“Police lady said no, ma’am, about fifty-two in a forty.”

“So Momma got a ticket?”

“Nah, Momma showed the police lady her credit card, made it okay, and the police lady just told Momma to slow down.”

“I see.”

FF:10; WC:100

Published by spwilcen

Retired career IT software engineer, or as we were called in the old days, programmer, it's time to empty my file cabinet of all the "creative" writing accumulated over the years - toss most of it, salvage and publish what is worthwhile.

3 thoughts on “Leadfoot – November 4, 2020

    1. Ah that’s good. Made my afternoon. Still zorked and brick-walled on a WP post not coming together. Thanks for taking time to rattle my cage. Appreciate it.

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